THE DEVIL'S TOOTH
 

Can't eat, can't drink,
Can't smoke, can't think;
Don't feel quite human    
Any more.
 

The peg's in place,
In a frozen face;
He says – no worries
About your jaw.
       
Pulsating pain
That racks your brain
Will soon abate,
But leave you sore.

Amoxicillin
And ibuprofen
Will see you through,
And health restore.

Make sure you swill
With Corsodyl
Your 'sacred screw'
And gums so raw.

 

And by the way,
Feel free to pay
The first instalment
By the door.

THE HAND OF GOD
 

A hand poked through the fluffy cloud,
Its owner grim and furrow-browed;
A finger pointed at my head – 
'No, no – you've got it wrong', I said.
 

'Do pardon me if I complain,
But do you really play this game?
A chap like you should have no need
To Lord it over such a weed'.
 

'Despite all that, the rules are fair,
To those with short – or longish – hair;
But if you really didn't know,
I'll tell you now – and then let's go!'

You have to mentally prepare:
First show your hand, if you so dare – 
The shape you want to show – then lock – 
And choose from:  scissors; paper; rock'.


It is quite surprising how God spends his leisure time when not actively engaged in helping with ensuring that world affairs run smoothly, and that humans all enjoy peace, serenity and self-actualisation. I think it would be safe now though to take a little less leisure time – for a short while at least.

 

​

CAMEL FOCUS
 

The dromedary grows one hump,
But the camel sports a pair,
If it's a Bactrian that is –
Though it may not be aware.
But one thing I can promise,
As you scan dry land and sea: 
You'll never kiss a camel
That roams this globe with three.
 

There do not seem to be any camels with three humps, except as an April fool's joke. However, in 1970 (but not on April 1st), a four-humped camel was reported by the famous German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek,which galloped straight into the Guinness Book of records, as it was called then, no doubt tearing a few pages in the process. 

No explanation has ever been found for this four-humped monstrosity as far as I know, but at least its lucky owner was able to sell it for $10,000..


 

THE DEVIL'S TOOTH
 

Can't eat, can't drink,
Can't smoke, can't think;
Don't feel quite human    
Any more.
 

The peg's in place,
In a frozen face;
He says – no worries
About your jaw.
       
Pulsating pain
That racks your brain
Will soon abate,
But leave you sore.

Amoxicillin
And ibuprofen
Will see you through,
And health restore.

Make sure you swill
With Corsodyl
Your 'sacred screw'
And gums so raw.

 

And by the way,
Feel free to pay
The first instalment
By the door.

THE HAND OF GOD
 

A hand poked through the fluffy cloud,
Its owner grim and furrow-browed;
A finger pointed at my head – 
'No, no – you've got it wrong', I said.
 

'Do pardon me if I complain,
But do you really play this game?
A chap like you should have no need
To Lord it over such a weed'.
 

'Despite all that, the rules are fair,
To those with short – or longish – hair;
But if you really didn't know,
I'll tell you now – and then let's go!'

You have to mentally prepare:
First show your hand, if you so dare – 
The shape you want to show – then lock – 
And choose from:  scissors; paper; rock'.


It is quite surprising how God spends his leisure time when not actively engaged in helping with ensuring that world affairs run smoothly, and that humans all enjoy peace, serenity and self-actualisation. I think it would be safe now though to take a little less leisure time – for a short while at least.

 

​

CAMEL FOCUS
 

The dromedary grows one hump,
But the camel sports a pair,
If it's a Bactrian that is –
Though it may not be aware.
But one thing I can promise,
As you scan dry land and sea: 
You'll never kiss a camel
That roams this globe with three.
 

There do not seem to be any camels with three humps, except as an April fool's joke. However, in 1970 (but not on April 1st), a four-humped camel was reported by the famous German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek,which galloped straight into the Guinness Book of records, as it was called then, no doubt tearing a few pages in the process. 

No explanation has ever been found for this four-humped monstrosity as far as I know, but at least its lucky owner was able to sell it for $10,000..


 

THE DEVIL'S TOOTH
 

Can't eat, can't drink,
Can't smoke, can't think;
Don't feel quite human    
Any more.
 

The peg's in place,
In a frozen face;
He says – no worries
About your jaw.
       
Pulsating pain
That racks your brain
Will soon abate,
But leave you sore.

Amoxicillin
And ibuprofen
Will see you through,
And health restore.

Make sure you swill
With Corsodyl
Your 'sacred screw'
And gums so raw.

 

And by the way,
Feel free to pay
The first instalment
By the door.

THE HAND OF GOD
 

A hand poked through the fluffy cloud,
Its owner grim and furrow-browed;
A finger pointed at my head – 
'No, no – you've got it wrong', I said.
 

'Do pardon me if I complain,
But do you really play this game?
A chap like you should have no need
To Lord it over such a weed'.
 

'Despite all that, the rules are fair,
To those with short – or longish – hair;
But if you really didn't know,
I'll tell you now – and then let's go!'

You have to mentally prepare:
First show your hand, if you so dare – 
The shape you want to show – then lock – 
And choose from:  scissors; paper; rock'.


It is quite surprising how God spends his leisure time when not actively engaged in helping with ensuring that world affairs run smoothly, and that humans all enjoy peace, serenity and self-actualisation. I think it would be safe now though to take a little less leisure time – for a short while at least.

 

​

CAMEL FOCUS
 

The dromedary grows one hump,
But the camel sports a pair,
If it's a Bactrian that is –
Though it may not be aware.
But one thing I can promise,
As you scan dry land and sea: 
You'll never kiss a camel
That roams this globe with three.
 

There do not seem to be any camels with three humps, except as an April fool's joke. However, in 1970 (but not on April 1st), a four-humped camel was reported by the famous German zoologist Dr Bernhard Grzimek,which galloped straight into the Guinness Book of records, as it was called then, no doubt tearing a few pages in the process. 

No explanation has ever been found for this four-humped monstrosity as far as I know, but at least its lucky owner was able to sell it for $10,000..